How not to write a blurb...

I get this 'Author Marketing Club' newsletter that often has freebies.  This is their top 'freebie' for this most recent newsletter" (cut and pasted- not altered in any fashion):

 

The story is about a vampire that lost his wife 350 years ago. He never got revenge but finally he got it. This story is him and his family getting through the trouble of getting vengeance and there’s also a twist. His friends may not be his friends and his enemies may not nessacerrily be his enemies. There are werewolves that help them and they eventually get revenge!

 

The title is Vampire Deception by Rodney Frederickson and can be found here.